{"product_id":"cat-slave-trucker-hat","title":"Cat Slave Trucker Hat | Funny Vegan Leather Patch Cap for Cat Lovers","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLet's be honest about who runs the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou feed them first. You lost the good chair months ago. You've stood in the cold holding a door open because they couldn't decide whether to go out. You don't own a cat. You're staff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis hat is your name tag. Cat Slave, stated plainly, no shame about it. Wear it to the park, the coffee shop, the vet's waiting room where everyone there gets it immediately. The paw print is your employer's logo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe details, approved by management (the cat):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSublimated vegan leather patch, stitched on and built to last. Distressed trucker cap with a broken-in, worn-for-years look. Breathable mesh back for warm days. Snap closure, one size fits most humans (your cat does not care about your comfort, but we do).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy, and Nautical Red.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou'll wear it proudly. They won't notice. They never do. That's the job.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54392568021325,"sku":"1501-15837-109020684-71815","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":54392568086861,"sku":"1501-15842-109020684-71820","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Miss Mud","offer_id":54392568054093,"sku":"1501-15841-109020684-71819","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/0466\/2349\/files\/black-1_2d3496c9-8a68-4b10-a934-6267a6656363.png?v=1784981476","url":"https:\/\/osakacat.com\/products\/cat-slave-trucker-hat","provider":"OsakaCat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}